Reader X Beetlejuice Clean Revenge Part 2

(Sentences that start with (~  and end with ~) mean that you are thinking to yourself. (Y/N) = Your Name. (E/C) = Eye Color (H/C) = Hair Color. (H/L) = Hair Length. PLEASE READ THE DISCRIPTION!!!!!)

*Previously in part 1 you pranked your best friend (and secret crush) Beetlejuice by tricking him to go get ice cream with you but you forced him to take a bath instead. Since then he has vowed to get his revenge on you!*

       -In the Netherworld-

It has been a few months since your victorious prank on the prank master himself, Beetlejuice. Ever since the prank he’s been acting really strange, well more strange then usual if you can believe that. Lately you’ve caught Beetlejuice staring at you for long periods of time, his cheeks would turn red and have sweat flowing down his forehead like the Niagara Falls (~Which only made his smell even worse~).  You begin to wonder why your friend has been acting this way until you were shaken back into reality and turned to see Beetlejuice’s eyes filled with concern.

“Hey (Y/N), what’s wrong?” Giving him a puzzled look you questioned him, “What do you mean B.J.?”  “You had this bizarre look on your face. You looked constipated or something.” He snickered as you playfully shoved him. “You’re gross Beetlejuice.” He took a bow, “Why thank you my dear. You are to kind. Now how about we take a nice stroll in the park?” Again you were caught off guard. ~What is he up to now? He never likes to walk in the park let alone walk his lazy butt anywhere.~ “Why do you want to go to the park?” “Oh come on babes, can’t a guy just take his cute friend out for a nice walk?” You blushed as he played with your (H/L) (H/C) hair.

      After minutes of arguing with Beetlejuice (and threatening from him to put bugs on your bed) you finally agreed to walk in the park with him. The Netherworld park was just like any other old park back in the human except the jungle gym was made out of bones, the swings where  intestines and other guts, the sandbox was filled with quicksand, and children slid down monsters tails. It only made you wish that you grew up in a place like this. Ghost and monster children ran around the playground as you took your stroll with Beetlejuice. “So um nice weather we’re having right babes?” Beetlejuice said trying to make some small talk. You shrugged your shoulders, “Yeah I guess.”

      Beetlejuice began to grow nervous and scratched his head which caused the bugs in his hair to run away in terror. “What’s wrong Beetlejuice?” “Nothing is (Y/N), I’m just glad I could spend the day with you. Most of the time I wish you could live here instead of the human world so we can spend more time together. I’m always more happy when you’re here.” You could feel your cheeks grow warm as you tried to avoid his gaze. (~Come on (Y/N) keep your cool!~) “T-That’s very s-sweet for you to say Beetlejuice. I’m really happy when I-I’m with you too.” You stuttered.

      Beetlejuice stopped walking and held onto your hand. “Do you really mean that babes?” His voice sounded more serious than usual, more caring then childlike. Feeling a knot growing in your throat you just nod your head. He smiled down at you and you could feel him slip a piece of paper into your hand. “Do me a favor babes and read the note out loud for me please.” “Um sure thing.” You looked down to see the torn paper and read the two words out loud, “I do.” Beetlejuice jumped into the air with joy. “She said yes!!!!!”

      Before you could even blink Beetlejuice stood before you wearing a torn tuxedo with his hair slicked back with hair gel, a zombie held a sign saying “Just Married!!!”, and a skeleton priest stood before you. “I know pronounce ghoul and wife! You may now kiss your bride!” Beetlejuice wrapped his arms around you and locked his lips onto yours in a passionate kiss. You continued to stare at him dumbfounded until he released you from his grasp.  “I guess you have to start calling me hubby now babes.” Beetlejuice said as he grinned. “Wait what?! We can’t actually be married!!!!!” You began to panic a bit. “Oh but we are (Y/N). All you had to do was say I do and now you’re all mine.” He snickered until he heard you start sniffling.

      “B-But I’m not ready to get married! I want to l-live my life and get married l-later!” You started to cry until Beetlejuice held you close to him and smoothed our your (H/L) (H/C) hair. “Don’t cry babes, I promise I’ll be a good husband. And do you know why?” “W-Why?” You sniffled as he wiped away your tears. “Because I love you (Y/N).” Again your cheeks flushed full red as he stared at your (E/C) eyes. “I-I love you too B.J.” He smiled then leaned in close to your ear, “By the way……GOTCHA!” He started to laugh as you just tried to piece together what just happened. “What are you talking about Beetlejuice?” He continued to laugh as he told you his evil plan.

      “I told you I would get my revenge! I can’t believe you actually thought that we were married!!!” Beetlejuice started to roll around on the ground while you stared at him in disbelief. “BEETLEJUICE YOU JERK!!!!!!!” You tried to attack him but he kept disappearing and reappearing down the street. “Don’t worry babes I still love ya!” You started to run after him with a threatening look.  “Come over here you dirty little ghost so I can kick your lazy butt!”
~The End~